Yesterday was Chuck Norris' birthday, so in honor of Chuck's big day here are some Chuck Norris facts:
1 - Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
2 - Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
3 - Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs,
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