ok so tomorrow me and this kid who used to intern in our office are going out. when he asked he said word for word "i think we should go out sometime" now i know he's single and we haven't talked in a good amount of time but idk whether or not its a friend vibe or a date vibe. but honestly, i really don't care lol ( Read more... )

i'm brilliant ( Read more... )

"hi i'm just calling to see if i can still use the coupon you sent to me for christmas that expired jan 31st..."

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?

wow public just wow

last week was super busy work wise (appleseed's)... this week not so much.  fudds marketing office is always annoying and stressful it never ceases to amaze me. i love not having a phone here though. its so relaxing just being by myself listening to my ipod without cunty birthday party moms calling ( Read more... )

Rest In Peace SMB<3

You will be forever missed and remembered.
I promise I will keep your only daughter safe while driving, and everytime she's in the car I know I will still be able to hear you say that.<3 ( Read more... )

i'm not kidding, there was legit MOTOR OIL on my dunkin donuts muffin wrapper. i'm pretty sure i'm not making this up. looks like it and smells like it. or maybe its some kind of grease. it was all over the bottom... kind of looks like someone placed it down somewhere in something that was DEFINITELY NOT CHOCOLATE.

needless to say my muffin is in ( Read more... )

*BRB GOING TO BUY MY NEW BALDELLI JERSEY*

he is smoking hott, i remember thinking this when he was on the rays and now i can say it out loud.

my sister has seen both pedroia and theo epstein walking to and from her car next to fenway (not to mention her windshield got smashed during batting practice and she has the ball for proof. so fucking lucky

but ( Read more... )

brian's engaged.

i don't care who you are or what kind of situation you're in... hearing your ex is getting married is pretty upsetting. in this case i know i can't be the only one who is thinking "ummm what??"

he's 22, she's 22. he's in grad school. she's still in college.  they've known each other for about 2.5 years, been going out for 1.5 years ( Read more... )

I AM SO GLAD WE'RE NOT GOING FOR TEIXEIRA. i don't know why but i dislike him. i'm sure if we had him i would grow to like him but we don't need people like that on our team, period.

mom and i got pretty sick tickets to the pats game on sunday. corner endzone. its our xmas present to each other how cute are we? the one and only game i've ever been ( Read more... )

phone call i received today, in my own words ( Read more... )