You know the first people who start clapping after a speech or stage performance?

Now those are the true leaders.

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This:

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"Mom, I have a..medical question."
"Are you PREGNANT??"

*blink* A response I never thought I've hear anytime soon... And no, you don't want to know what my question was, so don't ask.

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I do love our crazy office maid. She is your typical middle-aged, outspoken Jewish-Morrocan woman, and she is a riot. When she's in the kitchen cleaning, re-arranging stuff or, you know, exhaling, people don't dare venture there. In fact, when she's in there at all, most people stay away. Get on her good side (compliment her on her homemade Tahina ( Read more... )

"DUDE, I met a guy," Natalie says, giddily ( Read more... )

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"Ever since he spilled coffee on the remote control, it performs only one function -- it turns (the TV) on and off. ..It's turned into a man!" - Lee