So...

There's a special guy with a special lady with a birthday coming up. I was wondering--

A) Would anyone be interested in taking her shift in the garage for the day?
B) Would anyone like to help me set up a surprise dinner party?
C) Any other ideas?

Lemme know!

Agent Alshire here, requesting assistance in dealing with the Bloodclan. I'm in Neon City--

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Currently trying to deal with the situation. Partner is with me. Lost my arm in the process.

Greg, Haku, anyone else, I'm sorry.

Honey?

I know we probably shouldn't do this, not when tensions are so high, but...

Want to go hang out in our secret spot? It'd probably help ease your mind off of things. I can help you disguise yourself so that you don't have any suspicious people on your trail.

Let me know, okay?

[ There's several sounds of beeping coming from the communicator, then a small chuckle. ]Happy Mother's Day, mother and Auntie Katharina. Another year has gone by since I've wished you guys a happy day, and I've been a lot better as a result. Hee, Greg, Alexis, Matilda, Haku, Miku...everyone. They've helped me so much in order to become the person ( Read more... )

Now I remember why I hate that age.

I hate being a depressed basketcase.

We missed throwing you a birthday party, huh, Greg? Do you still want one? If so, I'll go get stuff.

A-Aunt Katharina...? Alexandrine? Umm... Horatio...?

Where did I wake up? What's this place?

Y-You guys didn't die and leave me here, right?

( OOC: Again, Sabine's been aged down, after her accident with blowing her limbs up, but it's BEFORE the automail. She has her limbs wrapped up, but is immobilized right now due to no leg and no hands. ( Read more... )

I strongly suggest people keep a lookout around Neon City. Someone's going around to look for parts for whatever reason, and they're definitely not friendly.

Thank you.

[ There may or may not be sounds of moaning in the background. There also may or may not be sounds of rustling. Use your imagination. ]

G-Greg, sweetie... can you come in here?

... huh. Today I turned thirty-three.

I certainly don't feel it.

Huh, maybe it'll be uncelebrated like the others were. I wouldn't mind that [...]

[ Then it times out. ]

Since it seems to be all the rage these days, and some people are making a fucking molehill out of a mountain, here, kiddies. If you want the talk, here is how you're going to get it. I'd really like there to be a Central here. With a raid or a riot. That's so much easier to deal with than this stupid freakin' situation...

( NSFW explanation about sex and how babies are made! )