My baby is sleeping and my mominlaw is cleaning and I'm sitting om my fat ass wishing I had more coffee cuz I'm getting hungry ( Read more... )

So, I'm here waiting for my sick baby to wake up, drinking my, unfortunately, calorie filled vitamin water, squeezing my thighmaster... freaking out about my nose... why ( Read more... )

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Not bad for a mom! I still hafta tone up my thighs a bit.


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I had a wonderful... prophetic?... dream last night. I picked a slip out of a hat and got the chance to go to Japan to walk in front of an agent. At first I was the oldest and fattest, but as the dream went on I became more beautiful. I was wearing a lovely orange dress and heels and walked pretty well. On the way out I picked up a portfolio... I ( Read more... )

It's a lousy pic...


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Lex is sleeping on his own like a big boy... and I am dinkin with my journal instead of doing the dishes like I should be. Oh well... I have several more hours before Matt gets home.

I think I have about 10 lbs of poo backed up in me >.< tmi ( Read more... )

It's been a year and three days since I've posted here. So much has happened! In chronos ( Read more... )

I've been drinking broth today... nothing else... I popped 4 sudafed about 2 hours ago and I'm buzzing and not hungry at all... I did 75 situp and a million leglifts... more to come ( Read more... )

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