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It appears that I’m running low on booze. I found all the bottles, but I’m also missing a bottle of Firewhiskey. Huh. Juliette? You wouldn’t have anything to do with this, would you?

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I'm going to be gone from Hogwarts for a bit.

Arithmancy classes will be postponed till I get back.

Students of Hogwarts, I want all of you to remain calm. I know that a lot has been happening lately -- especially with Muggle-borns and Halfs. I know that some of you have lost friends or relatives, but please remain calm ( Read more... )

Um, does anyone have any cigarettes? I’m afraid I’ve run out till tomorrow when Agatha owls me some. Yeah…it would really be …someone!

I also need to stock up on firewhiskey. I think I'm willing to share my last bottle if some gives me a cigarette.

Merlin, I feel like two Edgars! One is drinking and smoking Edgar and the other is Professor Edgar.

First day of Arithmancy teaching is done.

I must say, it went fairly well and not too much pressure on students. Yes?

On another note, I've just noticed that I'm a professor and I won't be doing much snogging this year. What a drag! Though, a few of my girl students have offered me a 'good time' but, er, no.

I'll step out for a cigarette now.

AMELIA!
Keep your damn panties on!

Love,
Edgar.

Okay. Okay. I give.

This year, I will be delighted to join the Hogwarts staff and taking over the Arthimancy position.

I know! Edgar Bones and Arthimancy? Rubbish! Truth be told, I am an avid fan of anything Arthimancy and I mean avid. I was proposed a job at Gringotts Wizarding Bank as a curse-breaker, but turned it down for a chance to ( Read more... )

As many of you have heard, there were rumous circling around about Edgar coming back to Hogwarts. Let me just say, that they are all true. Now..

say hello to your new heartthrob of a DADA professor!

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Ladies and Gent’s…I bring you these ever-so-ecstatic news:

THE VERY LOVELY AGATHA SPINX, THE EVER-SO STUNNING EDGAR BONES AND FRANK LONGBOTTOM HAVE REUNITED!!

What took so long? Fucking Longbottom had to take some fucking trip to America. Seriously! The audacity! But, I hear he has a hot girlfriend now.