the gayness ensues. I have done nothing today other than go to class and play counterstrike. I'm going to read for my modern jap history and do more of nothing tonight. blah blah rectum. VMI actually won against Davidson on saturday, 33-0, so I was allowed the opportunity to duck out and do some drinkin' and go to some W&L party. That was pretty ( Read more... )

I'm working on my 5th day back at VMI. Things are going gayly as usual. I need to get a parking permit before they tow my car. I will fill out my permit to go to the wedding sonn as well, I still need some teachers' signatures. I'm sick, I bought some dayquil, so I can fight back for a few hours at a time. I'm tired and need sleep, but I get to go ( Read more... )

So I went to buy an alternator today. And there was this Mexican fellow who told me that a new one would cost 104 dollars, and when I said nevermind that is too much, he whispered into my ear, ever so gently, "I can remedy that maing. How much do you got on you?" And so I said, "Nay, but thirty dollars." And so he said, "Okay Maing!" and went into ( Read more... )

So I took another night off from Wally World. The Salad Dressing and BBQ Sauce will have to do with out me tonight. Warped tour is Monday and we still don't have tickets, but no worries. I watched some weird film with Reese witherspoon about British people in Britain. It was grand. I go back to VMI finally on the 28th. It has been a very long and ( Read more... )

Bonjour mes amis! J'ai un grand penis! Whats up everyone? I never update because my access to the internet is not exactly frequent. But i must tell you all the wonderful news! Part the Red Sea and shoot yourself in the face, I'm going back to VMI! As most of you are either walking along the sea bed or dead, there is not much of a point to continue ( Read more... )

So much has happened since my return, and yet so little. I have not recieved my bonus as of yet but will eventually. I've been to two shows, back to back helpings of Underoath, The Chariot, FBTMOF, and These arms are Snakes. It was swell. Mewithoutyou this tuesday, and maybe Terror and Comeback Kid Friday. Both should be swell. Anus

Greetings from the "Show Me" state, the home of greats like Nelly, and Chingy, and Mark Twain. In all reality this state sucks a nut. Its cold and windy all the fucking time, and theres an Army training facility here called Fort Leonard Wood, which sucks as well. 3 more weeks of AIT. 19 more days. I will be a Combat Engineer, 21B. Reserves of ( Read more... )

Everything blows. i most likely have or will fail all my stupid blue ridge classes simply for the fact that I ( Read more... )

Well hello there my beloved non-existent supporters and minions. I hear its cool to voice one's political opinions on LJ, so here I go ( Read more... )

Will is a queer. He eats his own feces. Will has no testicles. Will probably had a grand old time this weekend. I'm not fired from Pizza Inn yet even though I skipped out on work completely on friday. I drank lots of beer this weekend. I have a huge penis. Totinos Pizza is swell. Murder death Kill. Thats a good name for a band, I think i'll start ( Read more... )