For those of you who do peruse Hotornot on a regular basis, I'm sure you've been thinking one thing: "Yeah, that's all great that you're talking to Bro-magnons of the nth power, but where's the shirtless douchenozzles?"

For this, I can only apologize. I've left you hanging this long without a man breasts photo, and that has been far, far too cruel. ( Read more... )

It's been over a year since Loni stormed Hotornot with her racially motivated rants. It's not that she didn't want to meet the hundreds of men trying to hook up with a meth addicted, racist, high school drop out stripper. If she had her way, she'd sleep with EVERY one of them! For lack of any real reason for her sudden departure, this author will ( Read more... )

Loni's been playing up the whole "white pride" thing as of late, as you can see by her most recently updated description:

"READ! Memphis. im 23. im white n proud. drinks n drugs r good thugs aint. back off paco n tyrone this all proud white girl here. i got a bf n i aint sleepin wit u after 1 mesage. cant right me? dont match me! back off old guys ( Read more... )

It's so difficult to select from the wide variety of douchebags that will first be introduced. There's the 40 year-old men trying to hook up with 23-year-old Loni, many of which claim to be in there 30's or even 20's, which they are clearly not. Loni usually tells them they look WAY older, and invariably they all have an excuse, like, "it's been ( Read more... )

Welcome. You've found Loni, a supposed bartendress and amateur dancer in Memphis, TN. Loni's life exists elsewhere. But her REAL life, that being her Hot or Not life, began several days ago. Almost 300 friend requests and 100 emails later, the humor was too much to contain. Her exploits will now find there way onto this site for the general public' ( Read more... )