Well, maybe not darkness, but the emptiness that is this LiveJournal. It seems I've lost a use for you. Sure, you were there for me when I occasionally posted a funny story or some curious incident involving hooligans and shenanigans. But what have you done for me lately? That's right...NUTHIN ( Read more... )

WHAT I WOULD
BE THINKING ABOUT
IF I WERE BILLY JOEL
DRIVING TOWARD
A HOLIDAY PARTY
WHERE I KNEW THERE
WAS GOING TO BE
A PIANO.

BY MICHAEL IAN BLACK I'm not doing it. I'm just not. I know I say the same thing every year, but this time I mean it-I am not playing it this year. Seriously, how many times can I possibly be expected to play that stupid ( Read more... )

From www.pitchforkmedia.com 6/16/04 ( Read more... )

This is amazing. Only click here if you (and your computer) can handle it

This past Monday, I observed what may have been the most interesting juxtoposition of television programming I have ever seen -- "Colonial House" and "Real World/Road Rules Inferno ( Read more... )

I actually stopped a crime yesterday. I was pretty amazed as well ( Read more... )

SCOTT MCCLELLAN, BAD LIAR.
Honest Mistake
by Jonathan ChaitPost date: 03.25.04 ( Read more... )

Oil Change .......... 24.95
Heater Control Unit...83.50
New Battery...........99.95
Pump, belt & coolant.229.10
Having a car that runs..............priceless

* It is possible for a belt to just "go", and apparently there is a pulley involved ( Read more... )

So we bought a car. A 1997 Nissan Sentra, w/ 48k miles. Got a (in my opinion) great deal on it as well. Good stuff ( Read more... )