So, I just did two different IQ tests, and both placed in the 130-140 bracket -the highest being 135. I'm slightly dumber than I was a couple of years ago, but this apparently puts me in the top 2.7 percent. All votes are in. I'm a genius ( Read more... )

Long time no see, ay ( Read more... )

You said you could tell me everything ( Read more... )

*big stretch ( Read more... )

5 FIVE'S ( Read more... )

I stole this off Prec1ous_g0llum (hope you don't mind. It was hilarious when I first read it on yours and I just had to do it myself)

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulbonzai_bowie goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as an evil black creature from the evil dark depths that sort of oozes.ali_brandybuck gives you 7 yellow blueberry-flavoured nuggets. ( Read more... )

I am so sick of being asked by pop-ups if i am happy with my current weight. If i was weightily unstable that might scar me for life ( Read more... )

Aw fuck I just did something stupid. I wrote a review... and left it open, unposted, because i knew it wasn't any of my buisness and I'd just make everything worse, and i wasn't even going to post it- and then, what did i do later? I POSTED THE GODDAM THING!!!!!!!!!!! AFTER I HAD JUST EXPLAINED EVERYTHING IN A NOVELLA!!!!!! ( Read more... )

Had my girls over on Thursday for another movie/girly night out in. Cosmo is the stupidest, sluttiest magazine I have ever come across. Still, they give you free stuff so it's all okay. We watched the Texas Chainsaw Massare (remake)- I'm not usually scared by movies, but i was by this one. Maybe it's because Cheryllyn was screaming in my ear and ( Read more... )

Ha, like new zealand has a spring break. bring on summer- two weeks of trying not to get into battles over fans and being blown away by scorching nor'westers. I'm an autumn girl, wishing i was in the northern hemisphere ( Read more... )