My brother had his first house fire where he was the first in, which I guess is a pretty big deal.

My dreams lately have been taking strange turns that seem to be a mix of Cronenberg, Lost, and awful song and dance routines in bland technicolor all while I was constantly losing the fish food to feed the fish in the fishtanks that had been multiplying in the dorm room I seemed to be sharing with someone. There are things shifting around in my ( Read more... )

Same let downs, new year. Blahblahblah.

I have become boring. This cannot be good.

The price on heating oil is ridiculous this year. $300 won't even buy 100 gallons. The winter just colder and longer. It has been a long, frustrating year as it is. Family is still intact so there is a plus.

While playing the first match of holiday doubles for dart league my teammate exclaimed that we needed to maintain the tradition of having an offensive team name. I have never been on the same dart team as him but I am amused by such suggestions. I suggested Team Bitchy Bitchy Cunt Wart. That got shot down pretty quick. Smegma? No. TSA? Might ( Read more... )

Acerbic Bored Cranky.

I found a job to apply for that I am pretty much a nearly perfect candidate for. Explosives Technician with some background in forensic science. Yeah! Great! Except it is a contract job in Afghanistan.

For fuck's sake can't there be anything nearby?

I should also note that I have delayed onset of teenaged acne as noted by the giant horking zit swell smack in the middle of my forehead ( Read more... )

Ho.lee.sssshhhiiittt. I seem to have sprouted a rather large number of gray hairs recently. I say recent because they all seem to be about an inch long, previous to that it was just the rare gray hair that I have found on occasion since I was 20. It wouldn't be so bad if I had some fun gray cluster for a streak, but nooooooooooooo. Right now I ( Read more... )

Magic: The Gathering cards from middle/high school were found. Smell funky like the basement but in fairly good condition. Knic is going to go through with me and pull out ones that might have decent monetary value. Might play w/Knic, Kaos, and Pris(?) on Thursday evening ( Read more... )