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[bonzi_machine]

i just recently have recieved a cellular device to replace my old one, i dont know if it will work after i put it together...umm...yes...ok, uhhh, thats i think it. um, yeah, but, um, yeah. MYLES IS A TURD BECAUSE HE DIDNT BRING MY PHONE LAST NIGHT!!! HE IS SUCH A TURD BURGLAR!!! I NEED THAT PHONE TO SEND BACK TO THE [redacted] AT T-MOBILE SO THEY

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[no_hart2brake]

dan i miss you when do we play?

[the_kort]

o gawd!
i wanna play too!
x0ox0ox

[bonzi_machine]

when i grow balls, enough to feed the neighborhood. then, i will scavenge and scavenge and scavenge for a game of bocce ball. mmmhmm.

[_white_out_]

Amusing. The day I grew balls to feed the neighborhood I had a Barmitzfah and everybody died. Hello my good man, I am the pube muppet. I wish you to give me your urethra because I am a very very very sad man. Next, I want that fudsicle so i can put it up my ass and spin around and shit all over and when the shit dries men come marching out of it and everybody dies from them. Finnaly, I wish you to stick your head up my ass and go diving for hidden treasure with this dildo, and use it to touch my salivary glands so I poop mass amounts all over you and you are very very smelly.

What the fuck?

What kind of peice of shit establisment is this?

[bonzi_machine]

yes yes, you have the pattern down, minus the part where when the pube muppet is looking for something, the guy says that he left it in his rectum or something