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In Emilyland, people who make sandwiches have to have a liscense. It is a tested ability of ingredients and art. A bad sandwich is punishable by death, or at least multiple offenses.

Today I file my forms to graduate.

Somehow I tore or hurt or maimed my tendon in and or around my rotator cuff on my right shoulder. Doing anything hurts. Especially dressing one's self. (is currently in bathrobe fearing the oncoming pain)

"Actor Gary Oldman looks unlikely to reprise his role as Sirius Black in the next Harry Potter offering, after reports he has been mysteriously axed from the wizard franchise. Oldman, who has appeared in the last two movies adapted from JK Rowling's popular children's books, has yet to be signed for a third term - even though filming for Harry ( Read more... )

I have had "I Like to Movit! MOVE IT!" stuck in my head for close to..... oh, three weeks now, thanks to the soundtrack to Dreamworks' Madagascar animated movie.

I could kill somebody.

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The dog has decided ... that tonight he is going to sleep in my room. I'd kick him out if he wasn't so goddamn cute about it!

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LOL time for another mom-ism.

Setting: She found a recipe for baked sweet potatoes that require a very weird (and decent tasting) sauce made from sour cream, lime juice, maple syrup, bacon, green onion, and jalapenos.

She: This is very weird tasting. It was probably invented by some gay man.

-cue that's my mom!" theme song-

Migraine at work, passed out at work, hit head at work. Home now, and my head hurts doubly. :-(