Tales from the Boobie Bar!

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Comments

[poofusgirl]

G=*glare* I DESERVE one! Come here!

Yeah because whining about it is going to get him free boobies. lol

[childofmetis]

"But I'm attractive! Women liiiiiiike me!"

Oh, sweety, if you were as attractive as you thought, then why aren't ALL women shaking it for you for free?

People mention this all the time, but I will never be able to get over how much stupid you are able to put up with without punching someone.

[grunald]

are you a bebby of a bebby of two garou?

[childofmetis]

No, no, I was going with the established classical reference.

[grunald]

I lack culture. Now i have something fun to google!

[jimidragon]

Me=Sir, did you ever consider that they just didn't want to be naked around -you-?
G=...

DJ=*twiddles fingers at him* It's really simple-you bring the moolah, we bring the boobs! No moolah, no boobs!
G=*blushes, turns back around*

*stamps a big ol' PWNED on both G's foreheads*

You rock with your storytelling. G-mail incoming.

[johno]

"No moolah, no boob!"

Get it?
Got it?
Good!

[ellixis]

Dead Eye Dick - New Age Girl!

[retrospection_]

dammit, this was the first one i knew

[koneko_kitsune]

Me too, don't feel bad. I'm like, "OMG DEADEYE DICK! I *so* got this one!" then saw that there were already 19 comments. :'(

[snorkmaiden]

Thank you for making what was a really hideous day at school, somewhat less revolting.