i swear to god. one day i am going to go to a strip bar with some nice crisp $50's or $100's. For all the work and shit you do, a $1 is just not enough IMO.
The part that would suck about being a geisha is the training period... being a little kid and serving as lady's maid for the glamorous dancer/singer/party hostess.
The other part that would suck is if the drunken businessmen party guests were as rude and grabby as the bad strip bar customers. Which they can be.
I used to switch my shifts between 5" heels and flat-soled thigh-high boots -- when I danced, platforms weren't so common. Now I'm not A Dancer, I just go OUT dancing pretty frequently, and I have my eye on a pair of platform boots that have a 5" heel and 3" platform -- so it works out to a 2" tilt like corporate heels!
A gentleman of my acquaintance has a pair of 6" platform New Rocks. And he's not short to begin with. Put him in those and his top hat and there's no missing HIM in a crowd!
Wow. Not tipping 'cause you're married? That's like ordering dinner at a restaurant and then not paying for it because, hey, you've got leftovers in the fridge at home!
I'd love to know how things go with animal control/whoever.
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The other part that would suck is if the drunken businessmen party guests were as rude and grabby as the bad strip bar customers. Which they can be.
But, damn, I'd love wearing the clothes.
(Ex-dancer here, too!)
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A gentleman of my acquaintance has a pair of 6" platform New Rocks. And he's not short to begin with. Put him in those and his top hat and there's no missing HIM in a crowd!
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I'd love to know how things go with animal control/whoever.
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