I know I've been writing a fair few letters lately, but I really think you need one.
You need a long letter. You need a letter that I can roll up into a thick wad and smack you in the face with it.
Look, I know what you're feeling, ok? I really do. I know you think I don't know but I do. And mum and dad do too. And every single thing we have said has
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