I got the job at Curves ( Read more... )

Okay, so I've had to change my ring tone so that my phone no longer produces fart noises when it rings. It rang (farted) while I was in the bathroom at work, and one of the senior VPs was in the next stall. Talk about embarrassing!!! I left the burp as my voice mail alert, though. And, no. I will NEVER grow up ( Read more... )

Click on the link to find out who your true love is. I'm not posting my results because I think everybody is probably sick of listening to me cry over that horse's ass... Try it, and tell me if it's accurate for you!!!http://www.crushcalculator.com/content/love/

Hope you have a fabulous day!

So, do you think George is really dead?...

Well, my rats are FREAKED OUT. Figaro is *thrilled* to have them here. I think he thinks Chloe has been reincarnated and cloned. Phoebe and Ursula are less than thrilled. I got them from a breeder, so they're already tame, but Figaro scares the shit out of them, quite literally I might add. I tried to get them to come out and play, and Phoebe ( Read more... )

This Is My Life, RatedLife:

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Okay, so my computer is jacked and won't display my pictures ( Read more... )

In every heart there is a room ( Read more... )

Lynda & Jef ( Read more... )

You will go to jail for:You claimed sex toys as a business expense on your tax forms


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