If anybody still uses this thing, I want to apologize for the years of incessant whining about stupid-ass Butt Fucker. Good GAWD! I just reread my journal only to realize (to my horror) how truly, pathetically, and intolerably insane I was about that guy. UGH! I am ashamed. Then again, our experiences shape us, be them positive or negative, ( Read more... )

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I came home and crashed after work today and was awakened when the bed started shaking. An earthquake? Nah. Figaro was going to town on the pillow right next to my head! PERVERT!!!

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about My penis!

1. An average beaver can cut down My penis every year.
2. You should always store My penis in an airtight container in the fridge.
3. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted My penis.
4. In Japan, My penis can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
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You scored as Linguistics. You should be a Linguistics major!

Theater
75%
Dance
75%
English
75%
Linguistics
75%
Journalism
67%
Psychology
67%
Engineering
58%
Philosophy
58%
Sociology
58%
Mathematics
50%
Biology
50%
Chemistry
42%
Art
42%
Anthropology
25%
What is your Perfect Major? (PLEASE RATE ME!!<3)
created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Linguistics.