Today is my birthdayyyyy!!!!!

:D!

My ipod died.
And I think I might die without it. :[

Talk about fucking ridiculous.

My phone woke up. :]!!!

and um, I'm probably the worst driver to ever exist.
Becuase sometimes I mistake hitch hikers for birds.

I dropped my phone in the pool. :[
It better wake it's dank ass up.
Or I'll beat the bitch.
I might just rip all of my hair out.

I'm depressedddddddddddddd.

Oh yeah. So today in spanish Ashley decided to undress me.
She took off my belt and whipped me with it.
I almost creamed my pants. Fo Sho.

Everything is so insane lately.
Shit is going down and I hate it.

Kay enough of that.

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Fucking Liar.

Today is my birthdaaaay!!!!! :)

Adam says I have stripper hair.
... ?!?!?! Yeah.