Mommy won't let me eat anymore. She is mean. She is a big poopie head. I like kibbles in the bathroom. I like to whine until someone lets me go eat kibbles. Now there are no kibbles to eat. Except at something called "mealtime"...WTF?!?!

p.s. Lily is a little biaotch - she whines louder than me, so she gets kibbles! I hate her...

My life is falling apart. Not only is mommy off taking care of other people's kids instead of us, but I can't even hang out with Smokey and wash his ears for him (it helps me de-stress) because he hurt himself! The old fart slipped on some loose papers and fell off the table and now he has a compressed disc in his lower back (just like grampa ( Read more... )