so like how does a 19 year old girl use the expression "how could you choose her over me?!" when the "me" is a self obsessed whatever and the "her" is a normal person that i get along with. i never in my life thought i'd be having that conversation with someone i thought knew me. apparently i'm not as clear as i'd like to be ( Read more... )

sometimes i have deep thoughts, but most of the time i think about what is amusing. by the time i'm comfortable with a big idea i've changed my mind and i want something else. i always want something else, its a fact that you can't fuck with. the only thing that's stable in my life is food, i always want to eat and its usually one of the same 6 ( Read more... )

said the DJ on z100:

The game featuring of course, 50 Cent...

They're friends agian...BFF

i swear to fuckin gosh im gonna swallow my bottle of fuckin acne medication because for real how much worse could it get

yo bitch i got another job. i now have a job at delia*s in the westchesta mall. now all i need is for the bee line busses to stop striking so i can get there. or i need a car, whatever happens first. so i am most definetly on the right track with my life...

so because i have no life i'm sitting at home watching mtv hits at 10 am and there is a performance. but my friends it is like no other performance that has ever taken place. it was gay ass good charlotte doing the song that i like and midway through the song fucking LIL JOHN comes out and starts "yAYYYYYIng" with the best of them. and it was all ( Read more... )

"...an ardvark will accidently swallow a bottle of viagra and become a hardvark"

-Conan

i think i'm going to die tonight. the new landlords are "renovating" and so like this deadly paint-ish, turpentine smell is going throughout my entire home. and i think it's toxic......i'm slippin under.

bitter, bitter old woman....

i got a job!!!!! it's only a small one butttttt it's a start....and courteney has found me a husband and now all she has to do is find out how many goats i'm worth....