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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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T O N Y D A B E A R

Hope you have a good one!

.Most of the day I've been on the verge of getting a cold...tired...feeling lousy.....so I start craving my favorite soup... Beef and Barley from Campbell.  I want it bad enough I actually get off my ass to drive to the store.  I get there, fight my way past a guy begging for money, and wander the store looking for a small basket to carry my ( Read more... )

LIMITED

I'm limited
Look at me, I'm limited.
And just look at you.
You can do all I couldn't do,
So now it's up to you.
...Both of us
Now it's up to you.

I've heard it said that people come into our lives for a reason,
bringing something we must learn,
and we are led to those who help us most to grow if we let them,
and we help them in return.
Well,I don't ( Read more... )

After a 6 week introspective silence I decided it was time to jot down a note or two before I forgot the dates. Yesterday I officially quit Disney and turned in my freebie park passes once and for all.  Theoretically I quit 2 weeks ago, as I knew I wouldn't be going back.  I already have my beard back.  I got a new job working for a company that ( Read more... )

They say you have to be yourself, so I did some soul-searching.  I discovered my inner slut.  In a Tony Robbins quality gesture of self-acceptace I embraced my inner slut.  I found that my inner slut was a helluva kisser, so I began to cross-check my surroundings....kissing here and there....  If it weren't a sin, I'd thank God for making me the ( Read more... )

According to the "Fun Facts" portion of the official Charmin Website (who knew TP had facts, much less fun ones?) the bears who proved that bears DO shit in the woods, are named as follows

DAD -- Leonard --  "...still young enough to shake it..."  and  "....he's best known for the 'butt-wiggle' (apparently a trait all male bears share) and the ( Read more... )

Cinderella's image is so clean-cut...squeaky goody-two-shoes....but, it occurs to me ( Read more... )

 http://www.buschgardens.com/buschgardens/fla/sheikra.aspxI'm watching the commercial for the new roller coaster at Busch Gardens...Sheikra.  Daaaaaaaamn ( Read more... )