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[bookwormslayer]

My enemy is near. My non-man nemisis. My good friend. They will die the death of a thousand slurgs.

No one will hear the death... merely the cries of agony... no laughter of their flesh being slurged from the very bones of their body.

I will hear them squish under my feet. They will know my NIKE air pumps are the ultimate tool of their

Comments

[waruimord_sith]

That's wrong. Just wrong. What exactly goes on in that bobbing twisted head of yours?

This includes you too Brad.

[sgtfluffyteeth]

DEATH!? DEATH!? can i eat the DEAD THINGS? please? you kill... i eat? please? YAR!!! i be hungry!

[evanescentsoul]

Sgt Fluffy Teeth... you should be perfectly happy eating the dead things. See that green lizard above? You should eat that too. It's tasty and it's low on carbs.

[sgtfluffyteeth]

YAR! i shall eat it! are the inn-ards still there? i like inn-ards! yummy tastey squish... eating... yar... you are my friend now. you give me dead things to eat. i shall not bite your face off.

[aberrantangel]

Hi.. noticed you added me to your list and I was just wondering who ya were :)

[bookwormslayer]

This is the slayerofworms. You should create your own fluffy bobbly head friend and join our crew.

[aberrantangel]

perhaps I will, when the planets are properly aligned and the season of powdered tofu has come at last... yes....