I've been redefining my friends lately... trying to figure everything out from the left side of the bobble and the right. Nothing ever really makes sense when you look at things from two angles all the time ( Read more... )

Today I went to a big office. It had big windows and little fish in a tank ( Read more... )

My enemy is near. My non-man nemisis. My good friend. They will die the death of a thousand slurgs.

No one will hear the death... merely the cries of agony... no laughter of their flesh being slurged from the very bones of their body.

I will hear them squish under my feet. They will know my NIKE air pumps are the ultimate tool of their

You know people are incredibly stressed when they can't laugh at a little bobbly head toy going on a murderous rampage against another fictional entity. People have become so entangled in the grind of daily life, that they really take everything too seriously.

Well :P to them ( Read more... )

Tonight I sharpened a toothpick into a fine instrument of death. It took mere minutes of slow, careful shaving, but I have finally constructed a weapon that when inserted into my opponents slimy maw will snap off inside of his brain and rot within his infernal carcass ( Read more... )

I HAVE MADE MY TRUE PRESENCE KNOWN.

THIS IMAGE OF ME WILL STRIKE FEAR IN MY ENEMY'S HEART!

Hi... I'm a maniac. I love rippin things apart.

Now I've moved on to bigger things and better places... but my books are my babies....

and the sinful little bastards of the world that would eat them....

they just gotta die.