Alissa

[boombostick01]

Apparently Alissa sucks balls. When we were camping she got tea bagged in her mouth by a personal friend of mine and now we will officially refer to her as simply "the ball sucker". For anyone who sees this wild beast, only refer to her as "the ball sucker" for it is what she is. Also, her accent is stupid and she's tall! She may reply to this

Comments

[ziggidyzack]

God Damn It!!!!!! Who's balls where in her mouth? I'll kill that fucker!

[lcd7383]

Watch it when you're making fun of MN buddy! I happen to LIKE that place!!

[cynical5679]

I fucking laughed out loud for a good minute on this

[dorknink]

Ok, I suppose I should say something to disperse all the lies and slander Travis has been spreading. First off, everyone knows Travis is full of crap, so you can completely ignore anything he says defacing my character. And now that that's settled, on to the next issue. To defame the great state of Minnesota and all of its culture is an offense that is unforgivable! You better be careful or otherwise I will call up my amry of uber tall, blond hair, blue eyed "stupid" talking Minnesotans to kick your sorry Iowegian ass back into submission. We don't tolerate that kind of stuff up in Minnesota... don't ya know.

[elijahdunlap]

Culture? Ha. Mayonaise doesn't count.

[boombostick01]

It's Iowan, and you have been completely disregarded ball sucker

[dorknink]

It's Iowegian and you know it.

[cynical5679]

srsly travis we have to stay friends because Ive already made out party invites