Some more people who should be lined up against a brick wall and shot in the face. The following people have been found guilty of being stupid, douchy, or in general need of death because I say so ( Read more... )

I was walking down the street, feeling tired and whiny and sorry for myself, then I saw something that made my day. It was a stop sign. But this way no ordinary stop sign. Below the bold white letters of the word STOP, someone had stenciled "Hammertime." Yes indeed. It was time for me to stop and enjoy a little Hammertime. It put things into ( Read more... )

DO NOT try to pet the starving stray dogs that wander the streets in Mexico.

No matter how cute they are, they will try to bite the shit out of you.

One minute it´s an adorable little puppy in need of a meal and sympathy. Poor little devil, no home, no family, living on the streets and eating out of trash cans. I want to pet that puppy. Maybe ( Read more... )

( Read more... )

Things I´ve learned so far in Mexico- (Mostly about tequila, the STD-infected-whore-goddess-of-fun-and-hangovers.)

Never insult the virgen of Guadelupe unless you feel up to a hearty knife fight.

Just like champagne is only real if produced in a certain region of france with special grapes, tequila is only real is produced in the tequila region ( Read more... )

P.S. at the end of a letter stands for the Latin words "Post Scriptum." It denotes a message appended at the end of a letter after the writer's signature. (source- wikipedia.org)

I always wondered.

( Read more... )

I was writing a Spanish paper in the language lab and all the sudden my letters started turning into fucking Arabic, which was really confusing because it's all backwards and when I tried to delete the letters it started deleting from the other side of the page. I wish Jackie had been there. Maybe she could have finished the paper for me.

( Read more... )

( Read more... )