Things I´ve learned in Mexico- Part 2

[elijahdunlap]

Comments

[lcd7383]

same is true for the word "huevos." My spanish teacher thought she was asking the man where she could find some eggs...what she was really asking was "where can she find some balls." The old man at the grocery store, finding her to be an attractive "easy" American pulled his pants down.

[elijahdunlap]

Also, the reputation of American women being easily in Mexico isn´t entirely without merit. Many of the American girls who come here are looking to party- think Cancun, Alculpoco, etc. And by Mexico´s more conservative standards, American women are total sluts. A Mexican woman will make you work much harder for it, according to everything I´ve seen and heard from the locals here.

[elijahdunlap]

Yes. Huevos. I like Huevos in my mouth. Also the word for sausage- salchicha, naturally is slang for penis.

So in the morning you can have a breakfast of huevos and salchicha. Cock and balls

[elijahdunlap]

Chinga tu madre. Try it on a Mexican.

[ziggidyzack]

MMMMMMM cock and balls..... no wait I mean eggs and sausage.

[elijahdunlap]

Zack? You´re on LJ?

Urban Myth

[nuitblanche]

My spanish teacher told my class the same story.