I think i'm going to cook up some delicious stuffing, maybe make my own homemade mashed potatoes, and if I'm able to scrounge up some cash I might even try to get a
Tofurkey. Afterwards I plan on theatrically faking a horrific death from smallpox.
If you're a really fucked up weirdo, (and I know some of you are, yes you), then there's an alternative
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