Bally!
Snivelsome oatings, eh pipper?

Rather.
Hairs on a bobbin', old bunt.
Hairs on a bobbin'.

This morning, right before I woke up, I dreamt that I was dead ( Read more... )

I'm tired ( Read more... )

Seriously, no idea why I made that the subject ( Read more... )

Did you know that during colonial times, firing a cannon ball into a tornado was considered a legitimate and reputable line of defense against the SWIRLING WHIRLWIND OF DOOM ( Read more... )

Been a long time since I updated.

Started working at the Richmond Funny Bone. It's fun.

Ummm, what else?

Damn my life is boring.

Soooo, my flight out of Boston ws delayed, which meant I missed my flight back to Richmond.

So here I am, in some place called Romulus next to the Detroit Metro Airport.

Got a free hotel room. Free food. And a free night in Romulus.

Booyahkahn.

Had a great time in Mass.

Heard some wicked accents.

Married Anthony and Shaina in the shortest ceremony on record: Roughly three minutes.

Currently in Logan Airport, ready to head to Detroit, then back to Richmond in about an hour.

Blargh

Stardate: July 28, 2006.

Location: Richmond International Airport.

Destination: Detroit.

About to board, biotches. Been up for 19 hours.

Work schedule: Covered

Job: Starting August 7th at The Richmond Funny Bone

Buttfor: For pooping, silly