I've been really on edge today, and it kinda sucks ( Read more... )

Do you ever want to punch a total stranger right in the face?

There's this woman at the library that's pissing me off to no end, and I really want to punch her square in the jaw.

I want to break her cervix.

Seriously.

So my English 112 teacher has accused me of thinking I know it all.

Any truth to this rumor?

I get to J. Sarge late because ( Read more... )

On this day, June 22nd, at roughly 1:30 in the afternoon, I, Aaron Canada, officially used the Air Conditioner in my car...

Let that one sink in for a moment...

It's so damned hot...milk was a bad choice!

Finally got AC in the apartment. So even though it's been a bit cooler out, it's still not uncomfortable inside in the least ( Read more... )

Milk was a bad choice ( Read more... )

George B. Bullock ( Read more... )

TWICE ( Read more... )

Word to the wise.

Never piss in a bottle, let it sit for three weeks, and then smell it.