Hip Jim's new favorite song is "Love Song" by Sara Bareilles (or however you spell it). He has specifically started a conversation with me twice now just to tell me how much he likes that song. Both times he asked me if I had ever heard anything else by her and if I liked it. And he's playing it in his cubical right now. This is like...the fourth ( Read more... )

So I'm going to a Firefly themed party and that means...opinion time ( Read more... )

Okay, so I'm not really drunk, just a little tipsy. But that's saying a little something when no one else is drinking. My aunt is just...I don't even know how to explain but I'll tell you this. The turkey? It's been done for almost two hours and it's still not out of the fucking pan. And she's the one doing the turkey. So.

Yeah.

Pro: I don't have to spend the whole day making the ridiculous amount of food my mother wants to make.

Con: I will be spending the day making the ridiculous amount of food my Aunt wants to make.

Pro: I'm holding it at my place so I can lock myself in my room if need be.

Con: I'm holding it at my house so my car will undoubtedly be blocked in.

Pro: I ( Read more... )

...Cause I'm sick and actually dizzy this time. But no worries Obama I'm coming to vote for you no matter how shocked my used-to-be-still-kinda-of-is mother may be. Yeah, she took a little test online to see who you should vote for. So they give you two quotes side by sides and you pick the one you agree most with. The test told her she should vote ( Read more... )

Okay, unrelated to what I actually plan to write- the semi-homemade lady, Sandra Lee....really must have a million fucking dishes ( Read more... )

I've finally made it back to DC. Got back a couple weeks ago. Already, there's many exciting going-ons. Work gave me a big new project- a legitimate one at that. I've been reorganizing my room, got a nice new roommate, a new phone, a loveseat/futon thing, some awesome fabric for curtains, and I had an accident on my bike ( Read more... )

In general I think Southern California is a shit hole. Orange county is crowded city after crowded city and LA is a jumble of micsellaneous and unattractive architecture, all of which is covered in a nice layer of dirt and probably urine.

However, should you ever find yourself here, check out Pacific Coast Highway. The stretch south of Long Beach ( Read more... )

 Apparently, everyone thinks it would be a good idea to send me out to sea on one our ships for the next test. Given that my alter ego is now dubbed "Sickly Child", I expect to vomit profusely. And get a foot fungus from the bathroom ( Read more... )

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