So Christopher Walken is running for President. Seriously. Like Ronald Reagan did. No announcement as to which party though, I'm just stoked because Walken is great.

Scotty of "Beam me up, Scotty" fame died. I am unusually saddened. In accordance with his wishes, his ashes will be sent out to space.

Just had this sent to me ( Read more... )

Liberal media: Whiny, bitching, cry-baby conservatives love to prattle on and on about the "liberal media." To be fair, except for FOX News (Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, John Gibson, Neil Cavuto, Steve Doocy, E.D. Hill, Brian Kilmeade, Brit Hume), Clear Channel, Laura Ingraham, Dr. Laura, Rush Limbaugh, Hugh Hewitt, Ann Coulter, Newsmax, G. Gordon ( Read more... )

You know what I really hate? Cars designed to have the appearance that the rear brake lights are ALWAYS ON, because then you have to watch for a very faintly increased brightness to determine when they're actually braking. I feel that a rear-end collision is in order.

I thought you'd all like to know that after making these lovely cuts to the budget, including stipends to clubs, some of which didn't exist, and firing five teacher assistants, the school board has made a wonderful decision. Next week, the school board will give Superintendent Rehm a 9.8% increase, and both Business Manager Warren Donahue and ( Read more... )

The Frenchies are coming.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6989380/
“If anything, it’s an homage to the legacy instead of a destruction of the legacy.”

What's going on here?

Seriously. What? This is just wrong.

I curse at the WB.Yes, these characters are 70 years old, but if it's not broke, you don't try to fix it. The characters, and the humor, are timeless. Yeah sure, they ( Read more... )

Hey Paris Hilton,

You're not good-looking and no one likes you.

There.

Praise the lord.

How is it that the most immature humor in the world can be so funny?