When I woke up yesterday morning, my computer was connected to a nearby unsecured wireless network for the first time in almost six months, and my cold black heart filled with joy. I read CNN! I checked the weather! I read webcomics while brushing my teeth! I even did stuff to my previously 99% blank Facebook page ( Read more... )

When you are poor, you mix your questionable whiskey with Tang. Fuck yeah.

I've recently resurrected my old YouTube obsession and will now be subjecting the rest of you to my recent finds, whether you've been subjected before or not. The internet is a many-splendored thing.

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Every person who has entered my home this week, with the exception of ( Read more... )

I'm moving. Tomorrow ( Read more... )

So I lost my phone. Again. QUIT LAUGHING AT ME ( Read more... )

The fridge is fully stocked, my laundry is in the washer, I just got home from a rousing game of Tiger Woods Golf '06 (don't judge me, this game is fucking entertaining if you have the right group of people), and my sister whom I haven't seen in over a year is coming to visit me tomorrow. To commemorate this not-so-momentous but still enjoyable ( Read more... )

Today on the bus into Ann Arbor, I saw a man with longish white hair and a short white beard and a Wales t-shirt get on the bus around White Castle. He had no fingers on his right hand, which was covered up to the elbow with a dirty white tube sock. He was also on the bus on my way home. The look on his face was so serene that I couldn't look ( Read more... )

In case you haven't noticed, my phone has been out of commission for the past three weeks. There was an unfortunate and rather tragic incident involving a flight of stairs and a glass of ice water that led to its untimely demise ( Read more... )

It's a rainy day in Ypsilanti, I'm awake far earlier than I want to be, and I will soon be on my way to Livonia to get my wisdom teeth forcibly extracted. However, I've concocted a cunning plan to cheer myself up ( Read more... )

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Once again, my internets are back and at least mostly reliable, so the e-mailing may once more commence. I've skimmed the ol' friends page a bit, but there's entirely too much for me to catch up on, so if I've missed someone's major life event, my apologies ( Read more... )