Comments | borghalrantipol: I miss my sister

borghalrantipol

I miss my sister

Sep 06, 2006 22:11

That little bitch went to Peru without me. I do talk to her on AIM on occasion, but she has a little difficulty because she's not used to speaking in English much and her keyboard is full of mystery keys which may well doom the entire world if she uses them. However, during our last conversation, after I pressed her for details, she was able to ( Read more... )

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robertmapril September 7 2006, 02:57:41 UTC

Fear is the mind-killer! Or maybe it's Quechua. Y'know, a couple of Peruvian Parlimentarians are trying to conduct all their business just in Quechua, instead of Spanish.

borghalrantipol September 7 2006, 20:42:54 UTC

In that case, it's a damn good thing I don't have to go anywhere near the Peruvian parliment. Holy crap, Quechua is weird.

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borghalrantipol September 7 2006, 20:44:02 UTC

However, our colony would include Sting in a bright blue speedo and nothing else, so I suppose we can forgive him a little bit for the cows and heartplugs and the cutting out the entire middle of the story.

Heartplugs and Cows myrddred1 September 10 2006, 14:49:01 UTC

Believe it or not the Heartplugs are very much a Harkonnan royal fetish in several of the books. Let's face it, the Harkonnans were scary as hell bidi essem masters.

The hanging cows indicate that anybody who ever read about cattle mutilations by aliens can blame either the Harkonnans or David Lynch.

grimfaire September 7 2006, 16:44:28 UTC

Ooooo I think I could design a stillsuit pretty easily....

*brain starts to work*

*smoke everywhere*

Damn you...*wanders off muttering*

borghalrantipol September 7 2006, 20:54:37 UTC

*lights cigarette off of your smouldering head-meats*

childclover September 7 2006, 19:18:54 UTC

Oh Lord, wontcha buy me a stillsuit?

borghalrantipol September 7 2006, 20:54:09 UTC

The one with the waaagly taaaail . . .

Wow, that doesn't work at all.

childclover September 8 2006, 11:44:03 UTC

Don't worry, mine didn't either.

rczeien September 16 2006, 20:44:45 UTC

Why oh why can't I have my very own stillsuit?

This makes me think of a horrible joke. But I have to tell it anyways.

Q: What happens when your stillsuit doesn't work right?

A: Urine trouble.

-- Richard Zeien

borghalrantipol September 17 2006, 19:18:39 UTC

Bwahahahahaha

That is seriously the best thing I've heard all day. Now I have to go and inflict it upon the rest of the world.