Comments | borghalrantipol: 4Chan has consumed me, I have consumed potato chips

borghalrantipol

4Chan has consumed me, I have consumed potato chips

Jan 17, 2007 22:21

After weeks and weeks of having no appetite whatsoever, to the point where I may need to go buy some smaller clothing so that my pants don't fall off, I'm sitting here eating mini sandwiches made of cherry chocolate ice cream and Ruffles. I am stone-cold sober. They are the best thing I've tasted all month.

What in god's name is wrong with me?

Comments 14

darksumomo January 18 2007, 03:43:31 UTC

Craving neutral fats? In your situation, perfectly normal, if not desirable.

borghalrantipol January 19 2007, 20:27:38 UTC

I don't know about normal, even my husband who eats like a pregnant woman on a regular basis informed me that is was absolutely disgusting. Not that this stopped me, of course.

wubomei January 18 2007, 03:44:19 UTC

You sound pregnant.

Haha, scary cliches!
I made amazing yet simple chocolate cherry cookies today. They will be my new treats-in-a-rush cookies, because all I need to have on hand is cake mix and yogurt (and then the normal eggs and butter part).

hisdaveness January 19 2007, 19:15:29 UTC

I have to agree. This sounds like pregnancy. Although I guess nothing is proven until you start dipping pickles in peanut butter.

borghalrantipol January 19 2007, 20:50:37 UTC

Mmmmmmmmmm . . . peanut butter.

Damn you!

borghalrantipol January 19 2007, 20:49:41 UTC

Oooooh, that sounds delightful. Post the recipe?

fleb January 18 2007, 03:48:59 UTC

You were dead. You naturally recovered. Congratulations. Don't eat brains, it's not necessary or polite.

borghalrantipol January 19 2007, 20:50:07 UTC

It's ok, the liver has more nutrition anyway.

neurocistance January 18 2007, 05:42:18 UTC

4Chan is dangerous to your mental health!

borghalrantipol January 19 2007, 20:36:23 UTC

It's far too late for that. It's infected my brain and turned me into a full-fledged /b/tard. Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.

robertmapril January 19 2007, 03:11:04 UTC

I blame the heroin use for your not eating. Look, not everything I do is cool, there's no need to imitate me.

borghalrantipol January 19 2007, 20:25:47 UTC

Awwww, but you're such a fine role model for the troubled youth of America, such as myself.

Also, since your spam filter won't let me send you any e-mail, this is what I sent in reply:

All right, ladies and gents, I officially have that Friday, Saturday, and Sunday completely off, which means I can leave any time you guys like. Other than the makings for guacamole, what manner of foodstuffs or other supplies should I be bringing along?

See you all soon.