Comments | borgo: BORGO AM BIG.

borgo

BORGO AM BIG.

Mar 20, 2002 16:03

BORGO CLOBBERD RUNT.
BIG MESS.
PRETTY GURL HERTS NOW.

BORGO SMASHED TINKERBALL.
BEAT HUR UP GUD.

PENNY SPOTLUSS DEAD NOW.

ME AM BEST RASSLUR.
URP.

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ccjohn March 24 2002, 03:37:21 UTC

Mom.

Mom, it if only you had encouraged me more and told me my shit didnt stink anonamaux May 17 2006, 17:45:10 UTC

Or are you saying Kim Bloomston is write about the NOTart sTars Support Group CONspiracy

It all started with mozass so take HER to Montero's, see if i care. You ALL need to plan out your conspiracies more carefully before it can ascend to my ART.

ref.: The egg timer tolls most cruelly tonight for Anti-Slam regular Mo. Thin, ravaged, of indeterminate age, Mo yanks off her shirt to reveal a twisted torso. She gets down on all fours and howls wordlessly at the floor. She then pulls herself up the mic stand like some hobbled Iggy Pop and talks about her fatal case of Lyme disease-what the doctors say, who's been helping her clean her house. "This isn't supposed to happen to someone who's 32," she pleads. Then the ding, and Mo smiles and nods thank you like Liza in Vegas. She limps back to her folding chair to whoops of applause.

Talent seems beside the point here, though a few comics are actually funny with intent. It's the gallows slapstick like Mo's finish that stays with you. Any discomfort with despair as entertainment is vanquished, ( ... )

Re: Mom, it if only you had encouraged me more and told me my shit didnt stink ccjohn May 17 2006, 20:59:40 UTC

I ain't throwing dice at no Borgata. CCJohn has his own casino and the ASSpirlaurational wagering started over there.

Re: Mom, it if only you had encouraged me more and told me my shit didnt stink ccjohn May 18 2006, 00:40:27 UTC

No Borgata gaming for me, thanks.

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alot serious_killer March 24 2002, 16:48:32 UTC

I like you.

PROUD borgo March 26 2002, 00:34:36 UTC

BORGO AM.

Re: alot noisex April 5 2002, 17:10:40 UTC

I like you too

a wrestler, y'say? brymboman March 27 2002, 05:49:17 UTC

well, biff-o!

i say, how about trying me for size if it's an honest gentleman's wrestling match you're after.

Re: a wrestler, y'say? ccjohn March 28 2002, 17:36:01 UTC

Sir, the lady has no charge with twee sorts like yourself. I fear for your safety.

borgo April 1 2002, 23:42:46 UTC

WOT AM LADY?

Word up. ex_thug803 April 1 2002, 23:43:50 UTC

Dat ain't no lady.

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serious_killer April 5 2002, 18:28:46 UTC

Suck my Kwok?

pennyspotless April 22 2002, 11:56:36 UTC

We need to twok.

serious_killer April 22 2002, 12:27:41 UTC

hehehe sure!

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BAM. borgo August 21 2002, 23:20:37 UTC

BORGO CLOBBUR YU.
BIG MESS.

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borgo September 2 2002, 05:04:51 UTC

BORGO AM GURL WOMAM.
YOU NEED GLASSES.
BORGU STOMP YOU.
BIG MESSP.