They say the forecast for Impeachment Day is sunny and pink!

we had a spot of bother in the tube today.

Wot's a clit boner?

i was a tad miffed that a twee poncer nearly stepped on Noodle the other day on King's Road. We were out for a bit of giggle when this dodgy Guvner in a ginger mac stepped out of the Tube acting all flash for some posh dolly ( Read more... )

That spotty bugger with the flash fringe snagged a rentboy in a councilflat next door to the posh eatery on King's Cross.
He nicked the bloke's smart mack & had a spot of bother in the tube station when he didn't mind the gap.
i believe the chap's moniker wuz Mingy Stingy.

Sluggo called Noodle a dodgy ponce for sliming his ginger trousers.
Then Lolly tried to scupper me, claiming that Kimmy shagged Sluggo after he showed her his axe which "fell off a lorry."
i wuz well chuffed...
Oi.

They say Mister Ween has an extra small weenie.

Blink 182 are fab. Except for that boy with the fanny pack.

i almost like 'em as much as Michelle Branch.

Today i learned who Mister Mean is.

Mum got in an argument with Pammy this Christmas.
It was something awful.
The Vicker got his knickers in a bunch and Noodle was constipated.