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[boring786]

LookattheBird: i can spit really far

alz4817: hahah
alz4817: how far?

LookattheBird: i'd say 15 feet
LookattheBird: 20 with a good wind
LookattheBird: i won a watermelon seed spitting contest once

alz4817: impressive
alz4817: i can't spit far

and this is why i'm still single.

Comments

[cynicalpink]

the reason for that is: anticipating your illustrious and powerful mouth, all the girls are fighting over you...and nobody has won the battle quite yet.

[boring786]

that, and i'm a vexation

[sonic_m_series]

Oh yeahhhh, you did win didn't you. I was put to shame. Tears, many tears. Make sure you wreck them all again this year, if you are home that is. Do it for me lad, do it for me.