There are three reasons why you are all now obligated to come up here: One, the singer who many of you idolize and worship as a divine power who shall henceforth be known as Ben Folds is playing here at the end of this month. I myself have only ever heard one or two of his songs but I suppose I should go to the concert anyway. Two, I have actually ( Read more... )

Fuck you, how's that for, "Lets go read the rules set forth by Dr. Nagel in the handbook." Why don't we over-react a little more. Perhaps I am meant to be an example. I'm sure the fact that you find my very existence infuriating helped you arrive at such a level-headed decision ( Read more... )

If we are to learn anything from this vacation let it be this: all girls should ride motorcycles.

Vengeance will be ours. No longer will this be tolerated. No longer will be watch as our fortunes fade away with the setting sun. We will take what we have earned, paid for in blood and tears. There will be no more compromising, no more excuses. Though we failed in the past we have learned from our mistakes and they will not be repeated. The ( Read more... )

Too many days until graduation (but is it really too long?), not too many more days until warm weather, only six days until Florida, four until vacation, and just one before the concert. Today? Two-and-a-half hours and the lesson begins, one-and-a-half until rehearsal, and just one lonely hour before the appointment. Where does the time go?

Hmmm, Kafka's Metamorphosis. If you had to wake up one morning as an animal (and be alienated by your family despite all that you did for them) what would you be? I would like to be a salt-water Crocodile. That way I would have the greatest jaw strength of any modern animal, the capacity to hold my breath underwater for extended periods of time, ( Read more... )

You forgot honor.

Twice in one month, natural selection is clearly trying to eliminate my genes from the pool. But I will overcome. If you want to know the story ask Mad Prophet, Jarvis, or anyone from the cast of The Princess Bride for all the gorey details. They bare a striking resemblance to those of the previous incident. Goody.

Well, things started on a bad note today, but most everything seems to have worked itself out. Now,all I have to do is get the cane, make sure the folks get the FX, make sure I own every upcoming assignment/homework in AA&T, and save the world before 6:00, how hard can it be?

Yeah, so I need a date for ball. It's getting closer and thus far it seems as though my subordinates are not doing there jobs so someone go with me. That is all.
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