How's this? I am the six-fingered man. What now? Six-against-one?

Want to know, just ask ( Read more... )

Hugh Jeffner passed away earlier today from an ankle wound suffered during the third round of a badminton tournament he had been competing in. Witnesses say that Jeffner had made a brilliant jump/dive maneuver in order to return a difficult shot when he landed at an awkward angle, twisting his left foot beneath him. "It was really sad and ( Read more... )

Wow, such a waste of time (school, that is). Yeah, so you know what's funny? Peope who jump ship and see "Havana Nights". Yeah, I bet. If Havana Nights is the other name for "BIG FREAKING FISH". The only similarity between the two is that if you went to Havana you could possibly go deep ocean fishing and catch a big fish. Whoopdee freaking doo. ( Read more... )

Only two more days till friday, the suspense it killing me. Anyway, I feel like something should be done involving fun and large groups of people this weekend, especially since a lot of people have now returned from vacation trips. Random mating anyone? Could be fun. Plus then we could all take an educational trip together to a strip club, that way ( Read more... )

For all the people out there who are concerned about my shady dealings this past weekend, I cannot tell you of my whereabouts or activities. However, I can tell you that I plead the fizzith. SCHAZAMM ( Read more... )

I just finished cleaning Aoki and she is so shiny I thought she deserved a LiveJournal update just because of it. That is all.

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug."
-Rick James

How many fingers am I holding up?

EN TARO ADUN!

I return tomorrow with whoopie pies in tow. Bask in the splendor that is my arrival, enjoy the feast of chocolatey goodness. The anticipation must be killing everyone.

Gee, so I realized today that I hate a LOT OF FREAKING THINGS. Note that I was nice enough to self-edit the previous sentence based on the assumption that small children might somehow find and read my LiveJournal. I hope the Scarface people enjoy the movie tonight. Just know that I will be shouting, "Say hello to my little friend," and, "I'm Tony- ( Read more... )