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[sonic_m_series]

For all the people out there who are concerned about my shady dealings this past weekend, I cannot tell you of my whereabouts or activities. However, I can tell you that I plead the fizzith. SCHAZAMM

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[anonymous]

"And then when I get out, I will grab a sword like Maximus Meridius Demidius and as a gladiator I will stab people in the crotch." Rep. James Traficant, an Ohio Democrat facing expulsion from Congress, referring to Russell Crowe's character from hte hit film "Gladiator", on what his actions would be if he is incarcerated and then escapes.

[theunnaturalk]

“if you bake one cake, it doesnt make you a baker. if you paint one painting, it doesn’t make you a painter. But if you blow up one embassy, it automatically makes you a terrorist! That’s just hypocritical!”
--SNL

[drive_by_teller]

"The best part about being a sterile half-breed with all of the weakness of your parents and none of their strengths is that when it's time to finish you don't have to pull out and aim for the bulls-eyes." -jeff larson and the colby mules

[skechasaurusrex]

Cocaine Addict: Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?
-Bob Sagget, Half Baked

[sonic_m_series]

"Young men make wars and the virtues of war are the virtues of young men: courage and hope for the future. Then old men make the peace, and the vices of peace are the vices of old men: mistrust and caution." -Prince Feisal from Lawrence of Arabia