"The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, ( Read more... )

*I copied this from my MySpace blog so all of my anti-MySpace, pro-Livejournal friends could read it.*

I hate going to the movie theatre.  The long lines of dead-eyed people, the previews for the shittiest looking movies (always followed by the middle-aged couple behind me whispering, "oh, that looks good..."), and the annoying people talking the ( Read more... )

Most of my time these days has been taken up by YouTube and Ninja Warrior.  Now that baseball season started, I doubt I'll ever leave my house again.
I now present 'Homeless' by Old Skull:


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Drinking in my room.
I just discovered that youtube.com is a treasure trove of old Bill Hicks videos.
PBR+Kesslers+Bill Hicks=me laughing. a lot.

-paul

i'm a little short on original thoughts lately.

this is currently my favorite song ever:
'Pendulum' by Guided by Voices

Come on over tonight
We'll put on some Cat Butt  and do it up right
No need to get all caught up
In society's stipulations
You're a member of the "freek" generation
They're gonna burn, but you'll have duration
When the pendulum swings and ( Read more... )

i'm really bored.


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I know we're all pretty sick of hearing about the next election. But, that's because all we get to hear is the same old Clinton vs. Obama static. No one is talking about the best -the ONLY- Democratic candidate, Dennis Kucinich. This video shows why Kucinich deserves your vote.
The next president of the United States, Dennis Kucinich:


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Top Ten Albums of 2006.
1. Pernice Brothers-'Live A Little'
2. Hold Steady-'Boys And Girls In America'
3. Neko Case-'Fox Confessor Brings The Flood'
4. Destroyer-'Destroyer's Rubies'
5. Robert Pollard-'Normal Happiness'
6. Grandaddy-'Just Like The Fambly Cat'
7. Band of Horses-'Everything All The Time'
8. Midlake-'The Trials Of Van Occupanther'
9. Sonic ( Read more... )

1. Paul looks like he just emerged from a weekend retreat in a log cabin.
2. Paul looks like Mo from the Simpsons.
3. Paul looks like Meatloaf. The singer, not the meal.
4. Paul looks like a 50 year old Fred Durst imitator in alot of the pics.
5. Paul looks like hed be at home at an Upper East Side yuppie bar.
6. Paul looks like a demon!
7. Paul looks ( Read more... )