This is my first post. Be gentle.

I stumbled across a website that claims to have hacked into Ashton Kutcher's voicemail.

Now, this might be totally fake but lets all cross our fingers and close our eyes and wish really hard that it's true.

My favourite is the porno groupie phonecall

holy voicemail

taken from "fanchitchat" messageboards

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Dear entire world,

I managed to find the new destiny's child song .

I'll give you the link. Try not to shake in anticipation. Get it here This song is amazing for the following reasons ( Read more... )

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