Ring ring

[boringest]

Thank you for calling TD Ameritrade.

If you know your party's extension, please dial it now.

For new accounts, please press one.

For services on an existing account, please press two.

To force Jeff Schrieber to listen to your life story and kill his call stats, please stay on the line.

*muzak*

Comments

[matt_cruea]

...Schrieber?

[lanigironu]

Yeah, that's pretty Jewish.

...And that fulfills my quota for assinine comments on this LJ for the month.

[matt_cruea]

And here I was thinking you were dead.

Or married.

[boringest]

The caller that inspired this post was very, very Jewish. It was an interactive "Coffee Talk."