Let me just preface this by saying I love my night shift team. I get along with mostly everybody spectacularly well which is something most of my jobs have in common. I hang out with them quite often. But even at my old job there was one prick/asshole who I couldn't stand and would usually lead to my quitting/getting fired. That's not true of ( Read more... )

The internet also makes you lazy ( Read more... )

I'm going to be sharing a house with a couple of people very soon. The room I'm in currently needs a lot of work (new carpet and paint) so I'm not sure when I can actually officially move. I got a hella good deal on a bedroom set ( Read more... )

Eerie weather is one of my greatest pet peeves. Friday night's was especially creepy. The walk to my car is short, but I experienced enough changes in the weather to make it a memorable two minutes. I could barely open the door to leave the place the damn wind was so strong, but somehow it was dead silent. There was no familiar "wooshing" noise ( Read more... )

It's bad enough when your grandma asks what your girlfriend's name is, but when she doesn't remember what was discussed five seconds ago and asks repeatedly it gets really irritating.

And to top it off, experiencing a massive guilt trip as your great aunt talks about how the stock market ruined her life. Whee!

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The weekly paychecks are awesome, but I actually physically feel like I don't have insurance ( Read more... )

It was equal parts fun and disastrous ( Read more... )

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High school was a miserable experience for me. I had no good reason to be absurdly shy but I felt like I couldn't help it. That's why I'll never understand how no matter where I'm working, I'm assigned to the role of resident funnyman in a matter of months. I didn't think it would happen at this job because everybody on my team seemed kind of ( Read more... )