[Voice/Action]

Okay, I will trade you three potatoes, a VHS copy of Mary Poppins, a roll of electrical tape, and a betta fish for a photovoltaic cell and a bag of slow roasted coffee beans, but that's my final offer, take it or leave it.

[So...trading is basically what Sparrow does for a living, well, that and fixing stuff. Sparrow will attempt to ( Read more... )

 
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[Video]
[Not a video of Sparrow, but of some sparrows, attached by string to the camera holder.]

+20 for the Hitchcock reference, but -10 for lack of intimidation factor. Another +10 for the pun, but -50 for the fact that there is bird shit in my hair.

[Accidental audio]

[A tea kettle whistles and Sparrow thinks out loud while making a cup of tea. Is Sparrow's voice more manly? Maybe. Maybe it's your imagination.]

Thirty minutes.

[ooc: Sparrow has been cursed for two days running and has spent the majority of that time curled up in a ball completely freaked out, but when all else fails, make tea. ( Read more... )

The Library is a public library, right? The kind of thing where I could go in, sign a card, get some books and then bring them home with me provided I return them in a reasonable amount of time? I know what a library is but that doesn't mean I've seen one like that outside of movies I'm slightly worried that here it's a word for a pit of ravenous ( Read more... )

[Accidental Voice]
Theo!

[Sparrow pants, struggling to sit up and take in the sudden change in surroundings.]

Chango, not again.

[There's a long pause while Sparrow is stares at the device and figures out that it might be broadcasting. Finally, not seeing any better options, Sparrow speaks again, trying to mask confusion and fear with flippancy. ( Read more... )