Comments | born_to_lurk: All Hail Satan

born_to_lurk

All Hail Satan

Jan 26, 2006 00:35

That angel shagging bastard is under some impression that all my poems are about him. ...Well, most of them are, but it's hate poetry, which makes quite a difference.

To prove the egotistical serpent wrong, here's my latest poem.

Fiddle Dee DeeFiddle dee dee, fiddle dee dee ( Read more... )

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anthony_crowley January 26 2006, 07:06:38 UTC

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

I don't think anyone whose name rhymes with bastard should be writing poetry anyway...

born_to_lurk January 26 2006, 07:46:12 UTC

Another person's opinion should be respected, while another person's wrong opinion should be kept to themselves lest they should find more than just a bookshop belonging to a certain angel destroyed.

And any demon whose name rhymes with 'dolly' has no room to speak.

anthony_crowley January 26 2006, 08:00:33 UTC

Just as another person's crap poetry should be kept to himself lest someone whose name rhymes with 'tiger' get another holy water enema.

born_to_lurk January 26 2006, 08:13:48 UTC

Crawly, you folly,
Go away with your dolly,
To have a tea party.
Go away to a place where the speak Bengali,
To eat a bialy,
And lick on a lolly.
P.S. Don't forget your border collie.

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i_hate_crawly January 27 2006, 03:39:33 UTC

Cor Hastur, the porfunditty meaningfullness of your poems keeps on getting better, even if I did read patsy as pasty the first time I read it. I 'aven't 'ad much time for creative stuff lately, wot with throwin' the entire magical world into chaos an' training the tentacle monster and stuff (plus there's the fact that my beta reader 'as started bursting into tears every time I make 'er read another chapter of The One 'Hundred Orrible Death of Crawly' - an' personally I thought that the bit where he gets torn apart by a herd of holy lemurs was dead brilliant).

*Looks shiftily around*

Ere, you don't think that nobody would make that little creep a Prince of Hell if he managed to get an arch angel to fall, do you?

winged_healer January 27 2006, 04:37:22 UTC

>:-( What? So you're all in on the 'he's going to Fall' thing?

Well I tell you something - it wouldn't matter if he was made a prince because if I Fell, I'd be a Crown - and the first thing I would do would be to gut the little bleeder and spread his entrails on toast!

Ahem.

But I assure you, foul fiend of the pit, there is no cause for your distress - he will have no reason to be promoted.

anthony_crowley January 27 2006, 08:02:50 UTC

Who said we were talking about you? Oh, the pride and arrogance...

winged_healer January 27 2006, 09:20:27 UTC

Oh come on. I'm not stupid. Who would you be talking about? The oaf Michael?

It's not pride, just common sense.

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