"What does "center of gravity" mean? Well, it means the exact place you can stand in Manhattan and be closest to ALL Starbucks. As if every single Starbucks was pulling you equally in its direction, this is the place where u could stand to feel the most Starbucks power."

THIS IS A
THIS IS A
THIS IS A
WAR YOU CAN NOT WIN

it's okay to eat fish
cause they
dont have any feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelings

A colleague of mine, Jeff Sisson, has recently 'stumbled upon the genuine need for a new english vocabulary word.' So without further ado, here is a commemorative bookmark for everyone to enjoy.


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so i just watched god damn harry potter.
that little schnaggle has noooo respect for his invisibility cloak. tosses it on the ground like it's a filthy rag everytime he's done using it.
motherfucker, your father left that for you before he died.

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everybody (yeah yeah)
rock your body (yeah yeah)

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you guys post the most boring fucking pictures.

( check out my sweet weekend pizza party pictures )