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would it be obscene to chat on aim live from my toilet?
if i did it in a bookstore would my entire computer be flagged?
how does my 3 year applecare plan fit into this?

dear journal,

i am intensely nervous about reembarking back out into the real worlSYKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM NOT

LIMITED EDITION TSHIRTS
BOOZE
DEBAUCHERY
TUNES
GUNS
EXCITEMENT
$300 SNEAKERS
SHOUTING

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

- borna

some things:
converge is far more deserving of their respect than say, wilco.
i can never take conversation with the cute girls on the train to the what's your number level.
haiku review:
hey barry mcgee
your tag has me tripping ballz
so fuck ing awe some

fact:
semitic people don't like floral print.

dudes, a quick scan of facebook walls would make it appear that some of you are whoring out inside jokes to people that are distinctly not on the inside. i don't think that's right.

they're on the outside for a reason, now let's make them feel that way.

the internet will never be the same again.

it's coming your way !

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my mom has been nagging me forever to get my passport renewed and of course i've never gotten up off my lazy ass to do so.

so it's only appropriate that today i get a voicemail from mcgill that's like "dude, sorry for the late notice, but if you want to come to hong kong, barkley's mom has free flight passes that expire tomorrow."