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[bornfrom_a_wish]

I've only been here for three days and already I'm learning quite alot about this place!

1. The kitchen is owned by a sexist little boy.

2. Apparently it's common for strange and terrible things to happen in the mansion.

3. A boy with a broken arm can yell quite loudly.

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Comments

[truewaterknight]

A sexist little boy?!

[bornfrom_a_wish]

You didn't hear all the commotion? Some young boy thinks the kitchen is his, and he got so upset when a couple of girls were in there.

[truewaterknight]

I don't like this device very much, so I tend to not use it often.

That sounds like quite an unreasonable child. I wonder why he seems to dislike women so much...

[bornfrom_a_wish]

This computer you mean? It is kind of strange.

Hmm, yes, I wonder where his parents are?

[thejealousone]

He does, doesn't he? Wonder how much louder he'd yell if I really hurt him.

[bornfrom_a_wish]

But, he sounds like he's in so much pain. Oh, please don't hurt the young boy!

[thejealousone]

You make him sound defenseless. He picked the fight and you should have seen what he did to me, he dissolved my goddamn eyes. Hurt doesn't begin to cover what I'll do if I find him again.

[bornfrom_a_wish]

tsk, tsk, you children really should learn to play nicely.

[wifeforalife]

...Someone owns the kitchen?

[bornfrom_a_wish]

Yes, James, but feel free to continue using it. I'm sure he won't mind.